September 9, 2004
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Farts and Such...
I gotta dispell the fact about girls don't fart here as a living
example
For some reason (cough cereal+MILKcough) I was really gassy
yesterday and the gas was unfortunately rather potent... Wai almost
passed out from the stench when I farted next to him while we watched a
VCD
Then later in the night while Wai does his work, I couldn't hold in the
fart no longer and boy it was bad
Poor Wai ran off to hide in our
bedroom... so did I
One more time I ran to the toilet, farted paused for a couple seconds
then ran back to the office space... but seemingly the piece of fart
had followed my ass like a tail O_o;;;Come to think of it, I don't think I ever smelt Wai fart before
Not that I really want to, but gee.... how come I'm always farting!
I think we eat similar foods!
HAHAHAHAAHAHA
Comments (7)
LOL. don't worry. you're not the only one.. seems like my stomach is very finicky and i hate it.. esp after eating a lot of meat.. i fart way more than law- oh how embarassing.. and lil frodo is also known to let a few out sometimes. yes i know its him bc hes the only one near me when it happens hahah
i get gassy a lot too. hubby and i always fart in front of each other. it's just one of those comfort things... we feel comfortable enough to fart in each other's presence. and of course the fastless one always makes fun of the farting one, but in the end it all evens out
. oh, our dog farts too. you can't hear his farts, but you can definitely smell them! farting is natural... let loose.
i was especially gassy during labor day weekend b/c i was drinking those addictive starbucks iced coffees in a bottle. i don't have coffee much b/c it does a number on me. i warned my friends to leave the windows wide open...just in case the toxicity kills them. >P
you've induced a round of fart-confessions! heehee, i think i only smelly-fart in private... otherwise, i manage to hold it in and somehow give myself a horrible round of diarrhea. (too much info? la la la.)
as for no white after labour day thingie... i really don't know why! apparently, it started with no white shoes, then spread to all of fashion. it's probably got to do with white being a summer color, and labour day being the end of summer. dunno! but personally, i don't follow it -- couldn't care less.
"piece of fart"... hahahahah!!!
i fart if i don't eat for a few hours, so i am constantly eating.
oh dearie....shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh girls dont' fart girls dont' fart girls dont' fart. that's what i'll keep telling guys i know, anywyas, a hahahahaha! erm...
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